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Newest Supermarket

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 3:17 pm
by Pop-O
A new Supermarket just opened in our home town. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brauts.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Bud Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore. :-o

Re: Newest Supermarket

Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 11:01 pm
by Nebrios
Take it from me...stay out of the tampon isle.... :ymsick:

Re: Newest Supermarket

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:38 am
by katie
wussies... =))

this is why God made women stronger.... ;)

Re: Newest Supermarket

Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2013 10:45 am
by Nebrios
silence women..... :D