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Sleeping with Brad Pitt

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially'
and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go
ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt
for a million dollars.

Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell
me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send
you kids to a great
University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I
would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know
what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference
between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and
I are sitting on three million dollars.....

But 'realistically', we're living with two
hookers and a queer.