Two Irish Nuns
Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:05 pm
Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other,
"I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as
well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs
here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superioris first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the
other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers.
"Which part did you get?"
"I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as
well do as the Americans do."
As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs
here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart.
"Two dogs, please!," says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over. Excited, the nuns hurry
to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superioris first to open hers.
She begins to blush, and then after staring at it for a moment, leans to the
other Nun and in a soft brogue whispers.
"Which part did you get?"
