Fish Story
Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 10:04 am
I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the
head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Wild Turkey and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that dam snake,
with two more frogs.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
Frogs are good bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me
with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the
head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.
So, I grabbed my bottle of Wild Turkey and poured a
little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.
I released him into the lake without incident and carried on
fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that dam snake,
with two more frogs.

