Democratic Symbol no more donkey.

[Nervous Wreck]

The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from the
Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's political
stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.


d@mn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!