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golf cart

Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:53 am
by $parechange
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

Elizabeth , a golfer who lived in a villa on the
Course heard the noise and yelled over to him .

"Hey you what's your name?"
"Willis," he replied.

"Willis forget your troubles. Come to my villa ,
I'll give you good driving lessons and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered,
"but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted with a wink.

"Well okay," Willis finally agreed,
And added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, and sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile , she won’t know anything. By the way, where is she? "

" Under the cart !!"

Re: golf cart

Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2012 8:28 am
by Fall Creek
right, he "accidentally" overturned his golf cart on his wife =))