Blonde

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Blonde

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THE BLONDE AND THE
> BARTENDER
>
>
>
> Jim orders a beer. The
> bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar to him
> It hits a blondes boobs and
> splashes all over them
> The bartender goes over,
> retrieves the mug and licks the beer off the blonde.
> Each time Jim calls for a
> beer this happens. So after his third beer, he decides
> to help the bartender out.
> The next time the bartender
> hits her, Jim jumps up and starts to lick the beer off her
> boobs
> THE BLONDE DECKS HIM!!!!
> Lying on the floor moaning
> and groaning, Jim looks up and says.........
> HELL.... Then, "Why do
> you let the bartender do it?"
> *
> Get ready..... here it
> comes
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> *
> "Because," says
> the blonde,
> "he has a licker
> license!"
>
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:-? :-? Katie, put the muzzle back on him, please!
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Re: Blonde

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Speaking of blondes, Here is a vid from Katie, not sure if everyone can see it or not. If not I guess you will just have to break down and get an account.. .LMAO


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http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=66593179065
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