Parking ticket and the retired guy
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:38 am
The other day I went downtown to run a few errands and buy my wife some
jewelry. I went into the local Jewelry store. I was only there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells
me that it's important to my health.
jewelry. I went into the local Jewelry store. I was only there for about 5
minutes.
When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.
So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the
more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells
me that it's important to my health.
WHy are you so mean to innocent lil ole me? I'm such a good kid. 
