school test

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$parechange
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school test

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A highly esteemed third grade teacher in Kentucky was preparing her students
for the all-important TAKS test. She compiled an exam consisting of 20
questions, which she administered to her class. The exam purposely
covered a broad array of topics.
I call your attention to question # 11, which simply read:

LIST, IN ANY ORDER, THE FOUR SEASONS:
1. ________ 2.. ________ 3.________ 4. ________
Now, could you possibly imagine that 67% of the students gave the
following answer?

1.. DOVE SEASON
2. DEER SEASON
3. DUCK SEASON
4. TURKEY SEASON

GOD BLESS ALABAMA....................
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You mean that ain't the right answer? :-o :-\
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