What did that Nun say?
Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:48 am
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you
seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Afganastan.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'
The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you
seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to
Afganastan.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
That sounds more like the late 60's-early 70's 