Selling your stuff....
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Selling your stuff....
Thanks re3too, I needed this laugh today!
Well, the "system" would not let me upload the picture, but y'all get the idea...
One lazy Sunday morning, the wife & I were quiet and thoughtful sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
When I die, I want you to immediately sell all of my stuff.
Now, why would I want to do something like that, she asked?
He replied, well, I figure a woman as fine as yourself would want to remarry, and I don't want some other a$$hole using my stuff,
She looked at him intently and said:
What makes you think I would marry another a$$hole?
Well, the "system" would not let me upload the picture, but y'all get the idea...
One lazy Sunday morning, the wife & I were quiet and thoughtful sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
When I die, I want you to immediately sell all of my stuff.
Now, why would I want to do something like that, she asked?
He replied, well, I figure a woman as fine as yourself would want to remarry, and I don't want some other a$$hole using my stuff,
She looked at him intently and said:
What makes you think I would marry another a$$hole?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
Re: Selling your stuff....
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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I see no humor in this!
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Shooter711's dad would only cut 1 rick of wood at a time saying he would hate to die and some other man stay warm on his woman AND wood.
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Jeff, maybe you will find humor in this...
Hey Katie and Barb,
LOL One was even by Katie.... LMAO
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=3066&p=24529
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=1809&p=15673
Hey Katie and Barb,
LOL One was even by Katie.... LMAO
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=3066&p=24529
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=1809&p=15673
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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OMG, katie! Are we turning into Spare?
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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Old AND senile......
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What is wif you and your death wish?kdfwr911 wrote:Old AND senile......
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Jeff, maybe you will find humor in this...
Hey Katie and Barb,
LOL One was even by Katie.... LMAO
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=3066&p=24529
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=1809&p=15673
Hey, I was just reposting for Barb!
(just think E, if we didn't do this, what would you do all day?
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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re3too wrote:OMG, katie! Are we turning into Spare?
NO!!!!!
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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katie wrote:re3too wrote:OMG, katie! Are we turning into Spare?
NO!!!!!
YES!
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FUE!
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She does get more like me everyday. She can't help it! I know you are all Jealous. I have had many years to get to this status. But you all just keep on trying.
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Spare Change wrote:She does get more like me everyday. She can't help it! I know you are all Jealous. I have had many years to get to this status. But you all just keep on trying.
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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This applies to friendships.re3too wrote:What is wif you and your death wish?kdfwr911 wrote:Old AND senile......
..and jokes too. LOL Must be nice for $pare to see these jokes a few months later and they are new to him again... LMAO
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E_HILLMAN wrote:This applies to friendships.re3too wrote:What is wif you and your death wish?kdfwr911 wrote:Old AND senile......
..and jokes too. LOL Must be nice for $pare to see these jokes a few months later and they are new to him again... LMAO