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Breakfast anyone ....

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:23 pm
by katie
When I went downstairs for breakfast one morning, I was suprised by the sight of my wife!

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day..'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'


She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' :D

Re: Breakfast anyone ....

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 10:19 am
by DMS
A co-worker once invited me over for supper. As we walked in the door, his wife was at the stove. My friend walked up behind her and said, "Mmmm something smells good, is that you?" "No, thats Campbells Bean and Bacon" she replyed. Can you imagine what she normally smells like? :ymsick: