Are you hungry?
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 10:43 am
A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon
and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit
and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something.
"A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says,
"really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and
scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."
and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit
and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry
right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really
taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something.
"A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese
sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says,
"really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to
eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and
scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken
or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "Naw, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm
starving."
