A married couple had been out shopping at the mall for most of the afternoon when suddenly, the wife realized that her husband had "disappeared".
The somewhat irate spouse called her mate’s cell phone and demanded: Where the hell are you?
Husband: Darling, you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money at that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day?
Wife, with a smile, blushing: Yes, I remember that, my Love.
Husband: Well, I'm in the pub next to that shop.
Kinda brings a tear to the eye
A Christmas story
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Re: A Christmas story
+ 23 gazillion! Sheesh!E_HILLMAN wrote:God Bless Katie
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Re: A Christmas story
re3too wrote:+ 23 gazillion! Sheesh!E_HILLMAN wrote:God Bless Katie
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