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Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 11:34 am
by Nervous Wreck
I feel rotten this morning!
My wife says to me the other night
"How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?"
So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each a$$ cheek a dozen
times, grabbed her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she'd be
forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and
climaxed all over her face.
Turns out we don't watch the same movies.
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:43 pm
by katie
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:40 am
by Nervous Wreck
"WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED"
Nice addition. I was a wonderin about this one!
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:41 am
by Nervous Wreck
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:25 pm
by E_
I figure if they open it, now it is their problem... lol
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:11 pm
by re3too
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:25 pm
by E_
must be you, you seeing ok today?
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 3:37 pm
by re3too
FOUL, you evil Changemeister!
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:39 pm
by katie
Nervous Wreck wrote:"WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED"
Nice addition. I was a wonderin about this one!
LOL, evidently it slid through ok
Although, E started screwing around with re3too's post and I think they forgot what the heck they were even talking about!
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:40 pm
by katie
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:30 pm
by KYCanuck
I feel rotten after reading this post!
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 6:44 pm
by re3too
katie wrote:
Although, E started screwing around with re3too's post and I think they forgot what the heck they were even talking about!
I didn't fergit! It's jist the normal hi-jack!
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:18 pm
by FasterThanYou
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:59 pm
by re3too
Sheesh, slower! Don't be givin' anybody ideas!
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 11:23 pm
by kdfwr911
I can't read either....need pictures.
Re: Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFE
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:56 am
by Nervous Wreck
kdfwr911 wrote:I can't read either....need pictures.
(borrowed from E's hump day pics)
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Nervous!!!!! It's apparent many of us (male vs female) do not watch the same movies... 
