To be 6 again

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To be 6 again

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
>> looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off
>> he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
>>>
>>> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.
>>>
>>> On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
>>> bowl
>> of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
>> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall Of
>> Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>>>
>>> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
>> reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a
>> McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
>> chocolate shake.
>>>
>>> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite
>>> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
>>>
>>> Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
>>> exhausted.
>>>
>>>
>>> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well
>>> Dear,
>> what was it like being six again?'
>>>
>>> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
>>>
>>> 'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'
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Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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To which he replied.. "Yeah, me too...."


And THAT's how the fight started....
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FYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember what I did yesterdaylet alone years ago.
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:P
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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PS, lol @Gumby!
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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