First female president
Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 11:51 am
The year is 2020 and the United States has just elected the first woman as well as the first female Texan as president. A few days after the election the president-elect calls her father and says, ''So, Daddy, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?''
>
> The father says, ''I don't think so honey. It's a 27 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.''
>
> The daughter says, ''Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. A limousine will pick you up at your door.''
>
> The father answers, ''I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?''
>
> ''Oh, Daddy'', replies the president-elect, ''I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom made by the best designer in Washington.''
>
> ''Honey,'' Dad complains, ''you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.''
>
> The President-to-be responds, ''Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in Washington, I'll ensure your meals are salt free Daddy, I really want you to come.''
>
> So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2021, the first woman Texan is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad notices the Supreme Court Justice sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, ''You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?''
>
> The Justice whispers back, ''Yes I do.''
>
> Daddy says proudly, ''Her brother played football for the Texas Longhorns!"
>
> The father says, ''I don't think so honey. It's a 27 hour drive, your mother isn't as young as she used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.''
>
> The daughter says, ''Don't worry about it Daddy, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. A limousine will pick you up at your door.''
>
> The father answers, ''I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your mother wear?''
>
> ''Oh, Daddy'', replies the president-elect, ''I'll make sure she has a wonderful gown custom made by the best designer in Washington.''
>
> ''Honey,'' Dad complains, ''you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.''
>
> The President-to-be responds, ''Don't worry Daddy. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in Washington, I'll ensure your meals are salt free Daddy, I really want you to come.''
>
> So Dad reluctantly agrees, and on January 20, 2021, the first woman Texan is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad notices the Supreme Court Justice sitting next to him and leans over and whispers, ''You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming President of the United States?''
>
> The Justice whispers back, ''Yes I do.''
>
> Daddy says proudly, ''Her brother played football for the Texas Longhorns!"