To: "xana deu" <oh-la-@13 PM
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to sleep in his Bud Light stupor."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
For Barb
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Re: For Barb
FUJ! 
Smack that thang, katie!
Smack that thang, katie!"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
Re: For Barb
re3too wrote:FUJ!
Consider it done!!! 
Even a broken clock is right twice a day 
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Re: For Barb
OOCH! That $hit hurts! Don't ever listen to Barb again!!!