Smile
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 1:22 pm
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 22-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $300,000.00 home, $275,000.00 in boats, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, have no boats, drive a junk car, and be sleeping on a sofa bed watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Now ... I have a $300,000.00 home, $275,000.00 in boats, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 62-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 22-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, have no boats, drive a junk car, and be sleeping on a sofa bed watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
I just got it in an email and passed it on. 
With this economy we are rapidly getting back to the beginning.