Scott and Chris

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Chris and Scott










Greg died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.




The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Chris and Scott.




The three men had always done everything together.



Chris arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,



Chris said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Chris said, 'Nope, ain't Greg .'




The mortician thought this was rather strange.



So he brought Scott in to confirm the identity of the body.



Scott looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.



Roll him over.'



The mortician rolled him over and Scott said, 'No, it ain't Greg '




The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'



Scott said, 'Well, Greg had two assholes.'



'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.



'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:




'There's Greg with them two assholes.'

[katie]

I would have thought they would have been daryl and daryl