Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives

[E_]

The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist.

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that,
in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share
office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.They put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends".
Everyone loved it.

[re3too]

I thought this was gonna be about s.......oh, never mind!

[E_]

...and thus why you clicked on it. You are obsessed with chit!

[re3too]

No....I meant Spare! ( ) What were you thinkin'?

[E_]

same difference.

[$parechange]

HEY, just wait a minute!!!! That just ain't right!