The Italian Virginity Test
Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:02 am
Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself
Virginity Test Kit - A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Mario asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your b**ls red and the other one blue.
If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of b**ls I've ever seen!',
..........you hit her with the shovel.
His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself
Virginity Test Kit - A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Mario asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?
The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your b**ls red and the other one blue.
If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of b**ls I've ever seen!',
..........you hit her with the shovel.
