The Italian Virginity Test

[Nervous Wreck]

Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself
Virginity Test Kit - A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Mario asks, "And what do I do with these things, doc?

The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your b**ls red and the other one blue.

If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of b**ls I've ever seen!',

..........you hit her with the shovel.

[E_]

But what if she had just been a tease up until then.