Naked cowboy

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

Moderators: E_, LC addict, FasterThanYou, crwky

Post Reply
User avatar
$parechange
MASTER MEMBER
Posts: 4195
Joined: Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:56 am

Naked cowboy

Post by $parechange »

Naked Cowboy

A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blonde haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.

As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you walking around like this?"

The cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff ....

I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.. So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... So I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, '"Now go to town cowboy..."'

And here I am."

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist.
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes and other hooey fooey”