White House gardner fired!
Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 12:18 pm
Gardener Fired From White House Job
The head gardener at the White House was dismissed today after 28 years
of loyal service to many US Presidents. In an exclusive interview
outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the elderly gardener,
Jim Bob Whitey, protested his innocence. "It all happened so fast. I'm still
in a daze" said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready
to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every
week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and
the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was escorting me
off the property!
The head gardener at the White House was dismissed today after 28 years
of loyal service to many US Presidents. In an exclusive interview
outside the back gate of the Presidential Residence, the elderly gardener,
Jim Bob Whitey, protested his innocence. "It all happened so fast. I'm still
in a daze" said the bewildered Whitey. "All I know is, I was getting ready
to weed the rose bed outside the Oval Office window like I do every
week. I yelled out to my assistants, 'Has anyone seen the spade and
the hoe?' And the next thing I knew, the Secret Service was escorting me
off the property!