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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door..

It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f#*k do you think?"
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Re: salesman

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...lil JEffie
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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Could be! LOL!
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