The flag pole

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The flag pole

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THE FLAG POLE







Obama and Bidden, two top politicians were getting ready to hire someone to paint a flag
pole and were going to be pay by the inch. As they were standing at the
base
of the flagpole looking up, trying as they may to figure how much to
charge, a young woman walked by and asked what they were doing.



"We are supposed to find the height of this flag pole" said Joe, "But we
don't have a ladder. The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a
few bolts and laid the pole down. She then took a tape measure from her
pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches" and
walked away.

Obama shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a woman! We asked
for the height and she gives us the length!!"



Obama & Bidden are currently working for the government......
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Re: The flag pole

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lol
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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