bad food
Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 11:56 am
A Doctor was addressing a large audience:
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> "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
> of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
> your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets
> can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused
> by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the
> most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone
> here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
> for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a
> 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
> "Wedding Cake."
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>
> "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most
> of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode
> your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets
> can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long- term harm caused
> by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the
> most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone
> here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
> for years after eating it?" After several seconds of quiet, a
> 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
> "Wedding Cake."
He must have had a wedding cake! 
In my book, If you let it go on more than 5 years... you have lost all rights to solicit sympathy. 
