Got Milk? (Ohio)

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Got Milk? (Ohio)

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http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2011/jun/27/ ... .ly/luhngO
Drunk Wife Sprays Breast Milk At Deputies, Sheriff Says
Woman Arrested During Wedding Reception In Powell

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By Lauren Evans & Donna Willis
Published: June 27, 2011
Updated: June 27, 2011 - 9:53 AM
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POWELL, Ohio --


A drunk Westerville woman sprays deputies with breast milk after she gets into a fight with her husband at a wedding reception, deputies say.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, will be in court Monday morning to answer to charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

Delaware County deputies responded to a domestic violence call at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility, Sawmill Parkway, at about 1 a.m. Sunday.

Robinette's husband told deputies he and his wife were at a wedding reception when she became drunk and started an argument.

Her husband also said Robinette hit him several times and then locked herself in their vehicle.

That's when someone called the sheriff's office.

Robinette began yelling profanities and refused when deputies asked her to get out of the vehicle, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said.

Robinette told them she is a breast-feeding mother while they tried to get her out of the vehicle.

She pulled her right breast out of her dress and sprayed deputies and the vehicle with breast milk, according to the sheriff's report.

More deputies responded, and Robinette was pulled from the vehicle and placed under arrest.

She is at the Delaware County jail.

She will make her first court appearance in Delaware municipal court around 9:30 a.m. Monday. NBC4 will be following the story.

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...and I sure hope she at the time was not drinking and then breast feeding her child... That would be pretty dang messed up!

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Good chance she mighta drank all the way thru the pregnancy! WTH is wrong with people? Sheesh! #-o :ymsigh:
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And could be she no longer actually breast feeds a child... =; There's alot of kinky folk out there ;)


I can only imagine the things cops see.... 8-| They don't get paid enough....
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E_HILLMAN wrote:...and I sure hope she at the time was not drinking and then breast feeding her child... That would be pretty dang messed up!

http://www.breastfeedingbasics.org/cgi- ... cohol.html
That's the first thing I thought of when I heard the story on the local news here. :-? :(
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