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Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ed.'

Ed was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send
me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that
is as a chicken.'

Ed was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking
the ground.

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied Ed the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like
I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an
egg before?'

'Never,' said Ed.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head,
and heard.....

"Ed, wake up! You chit the bed!"

Must be a REALLY good joke

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Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey Topic: poor Ed
Spare Change
Post subject: poor Ed
Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:29 am
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... slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, ... slumber. He awoke before ... Ed.' Ed was stunned. 'I'm ... but begged St. Peter ... As he was about to lay his third egg, he ...
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey Topic: Poor Ed
Spare Change
Post subject: Poor Ed
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:11 am
Replies: 1
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... slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, ... slumber. He awoke before ... Ed.' Ed was stunned. 'I'm ... but begged St. Peter ... As he was about to lay his third egg, he ...
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey Topic: Jeff the chicken
LC addict
Post subject: Jeff the chicken
Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 12:52 pm
Replies: 3
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... slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, ... slumber. He awoke before ... Bob.' Bob was stunned. 'I'm ... but begged St. Peter ... As he was about to lay his third egg, he ...
Forum: Jokes and other hooey fooey Topic: Bob dies in his sleep
Jaybird
Post subject: Bob dies in his sleep
Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:31 am
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