cannibal

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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
> operated by a fellow cannibal.
>
> Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
>
> +Tourist: $5.00
>
> +Broiled Missionary: $10.00
>
> +Fried Explorer: $15.00
>
> +Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
>
> The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
> difference for the Politicians?"
>
> The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
> They're so full of chit, it takes all morning."
>
>