Why she changed hotels

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Why she changed hotels

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Why She Changed Motels...

Last week, a very proper British woman checked into a motel in Venice, Florida and was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well oiled bum.... You get the picture.

She figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded so-o-o sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated and she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, baby. Now how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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So what's your point? :ymtongue:
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His point is that it must have been just as funny to you the second time around. :ymhug:
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LMAO!!!!!!! You are totally correct. =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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Lock5 wrote:His point is that it must have been just as funny to you the second time around. :ymhug:


=)) =)) 'specially if'n you don't remember the first time (that could work out great for alot of things! :D )
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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ROFLMAO @ Katie
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