A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early!”
'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'
'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderful.
Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
'Nope..just when it's raining.'
The affiar
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I'm sorry but this joke does not pass the Sunday School rule. Please delete! 
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You talkin' to slower?E_HILLMAN wrote:We don't have that rule. FUS
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BTW Jefferina...what is an "affiar"?katie wrote:LOL @ you all!
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It's screwin only with more games!
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Like sit on my face and I will guess your weight, all things are fun at affair
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ok, i take it all back. 
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TMI! TMI!
on either account! lol
on either account! lol
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katie wrote:ok, i take it all back.
E_HILLMAN wrote:katie wrote:ok, i take it all back.
katie wrote:ok, i take it all back.
LOL, I don't know how in the heck that happened. lol.... pappaw must be haunting me
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Spare Change wrote:Like sit on my face and I will guess your weight, all things are fun at affair
I wouldn't know about either subject....
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Hmmmm...disappearing posts! What do you think this is? lc.co.......oh, never mind! 
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She did it herself. lol I was letting it ride. Is Katie hittin the wine tonight? LMAO
Oh and I guess it is better. It was amusing either way as long as I had imaging turned off.
Oh and I guess it is better. It was amusing either way as long as I had imaging turned off.
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Are you sure "ride" is the best word to use in this topic?
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E_HILLMAN wrote:She did it herself. lol I was letting it ride. Is Katie hittin the wine tonight? LMAO
Oh and I guess it is better. It was amusing either way as long as I had imaging turned off.
No image was intended! I see where you had your mind! Even a broken clock is right twice a day