Biker dude

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Biker dude

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Must be biker day!





A tough looking group of bikers on Harleys were riding when they saw a
girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you
doing?"

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an
opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a
Kiss?"

So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.

After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have
ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous!

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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Re: Biker dude

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glad you didn't jump Jefferina! See you turned out ok (well pretty much) Thank god for Katie.
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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That was not nice! X(
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:P :)
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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Re: Biker dude

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E_HILLMAN wrote:glad you didn't jump Jefferina! See you turned out ok (well pretty much) Thank god for Katie.


You are a sweet boy E_HILLMAN, I don't care what Jeffie says! :ymhug: ;)
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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