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Little Johnny

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:40 am
by $parechange
This might have been posted before, but I like it so here it is again!

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!!


The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.


Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:23 am
by DMS
Love your jokes Spare!!! Little Johhny ask to go pi$$. the teacher said, "Say urinate" John replied," urinate...but if your tits were bigger youd be a 9."

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 9:36 am
by $parechange
Actually little Johnny is me!!!!! :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:11 am
by jpatton
But your name is Jefferina....?!?! :))

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 11:43 am
by E_
=))

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:28 am
by $parechange
Holy chit, now JP is turning against me! :(

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:53 am
by re3too
Spare Change wrote:Holy chit, now JP is turning against me! :(
:ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :D :D :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause: :ymapplause:

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 3:27 pm
by jpatton
Spare Change wrote:Holy chit, now JP is turning against me! :(
Naw...just ribbing you a bit. :D

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:39 pm
by re3too
jpatton wrote:
Spare Change wrote:Holy chit, now JP is turning against me! :(
Naw...just ribbing you a bit. :D
:( :( :( :( :( :( :D :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:59 pm
by E_
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Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 10:06 am
by $parechange
Awesome and the teacher is a 9!

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:18 am
by re3too
Spare Change wrote:Awesome and the teacher is a 9!
Thank you! :D ;;)

Re: Little Johnny

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:16 pm
by $parechange
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!