A New Zealand man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
His Australian wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says,
"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep,
Not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
How to promote a divorce
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Re: How to promote a divorce
Do you mean "How to get your a$$ shot"? 
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
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Re: How to promote a divorce
Katie, if you are offended I know the owners of this site and how to report any issues to them. 
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
Re: How to promote a divorce
E_HILLMAN wrote:Katie, if you are offended I know the owners of this site and how to report any issues to them.
U are a bad, bad boy.... did I ever tell you that? 
Even a broken clock is right twice a day