Sex on the beach

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Sex on the beach

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A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a
sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the
lonely
man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them
continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The
only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the
evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus
clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty
soon, the man started to get those feelings again.


He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned
over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her
eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.


He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.'
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