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Reindeer Story

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Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:52 am
by katie
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game:

Both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. :D

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:42 am
by Lock5
Hold on................................Wait just a dam minute,................................ain't no way,.................................. a dam woman would put up with all that ON dancer, On Prancer, On Donner and Blitzen sh*t without turning around and telling the round man to SHUT UP. =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:53 am
by katie
:D They did, but that part was on the "editing" floor!!!! (male editors =)) )

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:15 pm
by re3too
Ya always gotta make the old farts feel like they have some kind of control! Sheesh! You guys don't know jackchit! :ymdevil: :ymdevil:

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:42 pm
by $parechange
DUH! Who is cracking the whip? Now get your butt running, I don't have time to listen to your BS, we got presents to deliver. And Vixen, no excuses, take a Motrin and get going! #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:05 pm
by E_
LOL, didn't you see the escalade commercial? ;)

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:13 pm
by katie
Spare Change wrote:DUH! Who is cracking the whip? Now get your butt running, I don't have time to listen to your BS, we got presents to deliver. And Vixen, no excuses, take a Motrin and get going! #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o



=)) :)) :)) So "SANTA, how much did you get that nite??? #-o

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:16 pm
by $parechange
I got a lot, But it was at the Chicken Ranch, you should have seen what they put under their tree for Santa!!!!! It sure wasn't no fricken milk & cookies. B-) ;) :D ;;) =)) 8-} :ymparty: :ymapplause:

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:19 pm
by katie
Spare Change wrote:I got a lot, But it was at the Chicken Ranch, you should have seen what they put under their tree!!!!! B-) ;) :D ;;) =)) 8-} :ymparty: :ymapplause:



They don't give a $h1t what you look like or how you talk..... give me your money and get the hell out... =))
Trust me, I'll be the only dirty undies they wash are their own! :-*

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:21 pm
by $parechange
They don't wear any :-o

Re: Reindeer Story

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:23 pm
by katie
Spare Change wrote:They don't wear any :-o

not while you're buying :ymcowboy:
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