Reindeer Story

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game:

Both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. :D
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Hold on................................Wait just a dam minute,................................ain't no way,.................................. a dam woman would put up with all that ON dancer, On Prancer, On Donner and Blitzen sh*t without turning around and telling the round man to SHUT UP. =)) =)) =)) =))
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:D They did, but that part was on the "editing" floor!!!! (male editors =)) )
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Ya always gotta make the old farts feel like they have some kind of control! Sheesh! You guys don't know jackchit! :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
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DUH! Who is cracking the whip? Now get your butt running, I don't have time to listen to your BS, we got presents to deliver. And Vixen, no excuses, take a Motrin and get going! #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o
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LOL, didn't you see the escalade commercial? ;)
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Spare Change wrote:DUH! Who is cracking the whip? Now get your butt running, I don't have time to listen to your BS, we got presents to deliver. And Vixen, no excuses, take a Motrin and get going! #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o #-o



=)) :)) :)) So "SANTA, how much did you get that nite??? #-o
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I got a lot, But it was at the Chicken Ranch, you should have seen what they put under their tree for Santa!!!!! It sure wasn't no fricken milk & cookies. B-) ;) :D ;;) =)) 8-} :ymparty: :ymapplause:
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Spare Change wrote:I got a lot, But it was at the Chicken Ranch, you should have seen what they put under their tree!!!!! B-) ;) :D ;;) =)) 8-} :ymparty: :ymapplause:



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They don't wear any :-o
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Spare Change wrote:They don't wear any :-o

not while you're buying :ymcowboy:
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