fluctuations

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I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated . .. . She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"



The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"
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And you wonder why we worry about you leaving the country! Sheesh! :-o :-s
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No problem, I just won't use any big words. I am taking a picture of a neked woman with me, so if one of those muslims mess with me I will pull it out and he will take off running. If they see a neked women, they don't get to heaven and no virgins. That will piss him off. LOL! Don't mess with old folks, they get even. :D
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re3too wrote:And you wonder why we worry about you leaving the country! Sheesh! :-o :-s




I just thank God he doesn't drink anymore! =)) I don't think they would even set a bail over there - ole pops would not enjoy those jails at all. It's really jail, not a steel bar motel like here in the states /:)
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