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notification

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:27 pm
by $parechange
Notification*
While hiking along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River
and struggle to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he carried.

With him was a Mexican who also struggled to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they would surely drown.

I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned,
and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.