The salesman

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A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a very cute, little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar
in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked
under his arm.

The salesman clears his throat and says, "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home?"

The little boy looks up and replies, "What the fock do you think?"