Redneck fateher?

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Redneck fateher?

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The Redneck went to the hospital,
As his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving,
The Nurse says
"Congratulations,
Your wife has had quints,
5 big baby boys."

The Redneck says,
"I'm not surprised,
I have a penis on me like a chimney."

The nurse replies,
"You might want to consider getting it cleaned,
The babies are all black."
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Re: Redneck fateher?

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