What causes arthritis
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:58 pm
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS????
A drunk man, who smelled of liquor, sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, do you know
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope does.'
A drunk man, who smelled of liquor, sat down on a subway next to a priest.
The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and
a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his coat pocket. He
opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, do you know
what causes arthritis?'
The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with
cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'
The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to
his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long
have you had arthritis?'
The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope does.'