a real women

[$parechange]

A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and
never let him down. She will reassure
him when he feels insecure and
comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things
he never thought he could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his
deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as
though he's the most handsome man
in the room and will enable him
to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive and invincible...

No wait a minute... Sorry..
I'm thinking of whiskey.
It's whiskey that does all that $h1t.

Never mind...

[E_]

[jazzgirl831]

proof positive.....that senility has set in

[re3too]

proof positive.....that senility has set in

Git ole he/she, katie! He needs a good whop up the side of his faggity ole head! Sheesh!

[katie]

Does yellow make you sad?


I's wonderin if yous talkin bout yer 1st wif