Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.
The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.
The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.
The blond girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.
Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the $h1t out of Obama again.
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Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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OK E AND ANYONE ELSE. I POST EM WHEN I GET EM. IF THEY WERE POSTED BEFORE SO WHAT. I LIKED IT. I DON'T NEED THESE REMINDERS IN 2011. DO I NEED TO PUT TOON ON YOUR ARSSES? 
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You find the jokes funny... We find making fun of ___________ funny. 
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E_HILLMAN wrote:You find the jokes funny... We find making fun of anyone funny.
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