Chinese couple
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:32 pm
A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. If the
> Truth is told, so is he, but she doesn't know that.
>
> On their wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her
> husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to
> her and tries to be reassuring.
>
>
> 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you
> berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
> anyting juss anyting you want.
>
> You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound
> experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
>
> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
> eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back,
>
> 'I want to try something I have heard about from other girls...
> Numbaa 69.'
>
> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
> puzzled tone he asks her....
>
> 'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?
> Truth is told, so is he, but she doesn't know that.
>
> On their wedding night, she cowers under the sheets as her
> husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to
> her and tries to be reassuring.
>
>
> 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you
> berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
> anyting juss anyting you want.
>
> You juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound
> experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
>
> A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and
> eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back,
>
> 'I want to try something I have heard about from other girls...
> Numbaa 69.'
>
> More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a
> puzzled tone he asks her....
>
> 'You want... Garlic Chicken wif snow peas?
