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> Better than a Flu
> Shot!
> Miss Beatrice,
> The church organist,
> Was in her eighties
> And had never been married. She was
> admired for her sweetness
> And kindness to all.
> One afternoon the pastor
> Came to call on her and she showed him
> into her quaint sitting room.
> She invited him to have a seat while
> she prepared tea.
> As he sat facing her old Hammond
> organ,
> The young minister
> Noticed a cute glass
> bowl Sitting on top of it.
> The bowl was filled
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> With water, and in the
> water
> Floated, of all things, a
> condom!
> When she returned
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> With tea and
> scones,
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> They began to chat.
> The pastor tried to stifle his
> curiosity
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>
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> About the bowl of water and its
> strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
> resist.
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> 'Miss Beatrice', he said,
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>
>
>
> 'I wonder if you would tell me about
> this?'
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>
> Pointing to the bowl.
> 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it
> wonderful?
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>
> I was walking through
>
>
>
>
> The Park a few months ago
>
>
>
>
> And I found this little package on the
> ground..
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> The directions said
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> To place it on the organ,
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> Keep it wet and that it would prevent
> the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.