Jeff Foxworty says it all

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This is straight forward "blue collar" country thinking ....................................
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection
to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2 . You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes..
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider
bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should
own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

1 0. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

1 1 . You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.
You may be a Muslim