The duck hunter

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A Saskatchewan guy went out duck hunting in the fall and
a gust of wind blew, his gun fell over
and discharged shooting him in his private parts.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was
approached by his doctor.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The
good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was
local to your groin, there was very little internal
damage and we were able to remove all of
the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a few
holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my
sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the Regina Symphony Orchestra.
. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so
you don't pee in your eye.